Saturday, March 13, 2010

PLEASE, don't cry over spilt milk!

Hola everyone! Guess what Sarah did! Those of you who have lived with (or still live with) a three year old (or a somewhere-around-three-year-old) know what’s coming next. A true story about what they are capable of/can accomplish in half a second or less.

Here goes:
Sarah decided that she wanted some milk in her cereal, so my mom got the milk out of the fridge and placed it on the table for a moment. Mom stepped back into the kitchen, leaving Sarah with the milk…yeeeeaaaah…bad idea.

Soooo, Sarah decided to “take matters into her own hands” and POUR THE MILK ALL BY HERSELF. What comes next? A “SPLASH drip drip” followed by an “I need help. QUICK!” from my mother and a rush for towels.

Mm hm. Welcome to the McGuire family “three ring circus”! Milk in the floor, on my mom, and being licked up off of the floor by my wonderful dog Jasmine (AKA “the vacuum cleaner”). It’s a wonderful, scratch that, CRAZY life…

Happy weekend!!
~Anna McGuire

30 comments:

Roxana said...

wow anna..................................... i feel for you hun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giann said...

hahaha.....hey you might want to tell your mom to update to a new editor on her blog....she can find it under settings.....then you can strikethrough "wonderful"...

Lori McGuire said...

Giann: thanks, i tried to strike through it but it wouldn't work :( soooo, i'll tell her that she might want to update.

Seaweed Brain: thanks! *happy sigh* i love my life! um...would you please tell me your name???

Debra said...

Anna,

At least it was the dog licking milk off the floor and not Sarah :).....
Smiles,
Ms. Debra

Lori McGuire said...

Ms. Debra, you are SO right! I don't think she has done THAT yet...

~anna

SweetTart said...

Hehe. That's funny. *sigh* I remember when my little peeps were, well little. Oh, I'm wearing the shirt you got me. :-D Winter Jam was AWESOME!!!! Really glad you came! :-)

Lori McGuire said...

SweetTart: how ironic, i'm wearing mine too! it WAS amazing...i wanna do it next year too (with you and Indy/Panhead)!! *sigh* fighting over amrests is sooo thrilling!! lol. i would catch him (Indy) randomly looking/ staring at me.

Lori McGuire said...

Seaweed Brain: come on hun, i need you to tell me your name.

~anna

BookSnob said...

MA: I had one of those once... *sigh* It was thrilling for all of 6 months and then... it was boring.

Lori McGuire said...

You had WHAT???

~anna...er whatev you wanna call me

BookSnob said...

A staring boy. He was kinda cute... but kinda a jerk in real life. *shrugs*
And DO NOT use me real name.

Lori McGuire said...

Mmmm...me no like jerks.

~anna/Marryanna

BookSnob said...

Oh, but he was a cute jerk... lol

Lori McGuire said...

The cute factor kinda fades away cause of the bad attitude...hehe.

~anna/MA

BookSnob said...

No, the worst part was, he was shy and had a false non-jerk front to strangers (e.g. me) lol

Lori McGuire said...

*wants to say something random* ...stalker...

~anna/MA

BookSnob said...

*quivers* Not the stalker!

BookSnob said...

*smacks head* Your cue hasn't come yet!! DO NOT RECITE LINES WITHOUT THE CUE. *shame*

Lori McGuire said...

BookSnob, dear, this is my mom's blog. I...uh...ALWAYS have a cue. ;)

~anna/MA

Lori McGuire said...

BookSnob, dear, this is my mom's blog. That was my cue just 'cause I decided it was ;) But alrighty, what's my cue???

~anna/MA

BookSnob said...

When the rooster crows and Romeo stumbles out on the stage. ;-)

SeaweedBrain: Looooove the name. Awe-some.

Lori McGuire said...

I didn't know that Indy acts!!!!! Wow!! Soooo...um...when does Indy stumbles on stage and why does a rooster crow?

~anna/MA

Lori McGuire said...

hello? what's with the rooster?

~anna

BookSnob said...

The rooster's the cue for the bear!!

Lori McGuire said...

what bear?

~anna

BookSnob said...

The one that chases the tripping Romeo off the stage. Didn't you read Shakespear's new and revised Romeo Without Bipolar? It's quite a catch.

Lori McGuire said...

No I haven't! I bet it's better than the first...now then, why is my cue when he stubbles onto the stage? Who am I in this story?

~anna

BookSnob said...

Because he is cute and FLIRTY. And Juliet is jealous. The bear is on your side, of course... You're Juliet's cousin twice removed. Lovely singing voice. You're also the Shrew in The Taming of. You just happened to escape your play in this new and revised edition.
Savvy?

Timothy Smith said...

I don't wanna be Romeo I want to be the bear. Ask mom. They just throw a hunk of meat in my room each morning

Lori McGuire said...

Well, yeah. I'm not Juliet. And if George Clooney is Romeo: I think that I'll skip this play...

~anna